Pure Guava

Ween Pure Guava Lyrics
1.Big Jilm

Rollin' and wheelin', stealin' and dealin' - big jim
Bol weevil, it's a pleasel, it's a pleasel, my weasel - big jim
Dreamin' and schemin', screamin' and bleedin' - big jim
Froggy in the meadow under the log - big jim
Rollin' and wheelin', stealin' and dealin' - big jim
Bol weevil, it's a pleasel, it's a pleasel, my weasel - big jim
Big jim

What's the biggest thing you ever did done see?
Big jim
I mean, what's the biggest, biggest thing you ever did done see?
Big jim

Rollin' and wheelin', stealin' and dealin' - big jim (big jim!
big jim!)
(doo doo doo, doo doo doo doo doo)
Bol weevil, it's a pleasel, it's a pleasel, my weasel - big jim
(big jim!)
Dreamin' and schemin', screamin' and bleedin' - big jim (big
jim! big jim!)
Froggy in the meadow under the log - big jim (big jim!)
Big jim

I mean, biggest thing you ever did done see?
Big jim (big jim)
Biggest thing you ever did done see - big jim (big jim! big
jim!)

Doo doo doo, doo doo doo doo doo (big jim)
Doo doo doo


2.Don't Get 2 Close(2 My Fantasy)

Don't quiver little boy, your daddy's with you now
It won't be long anyhow
It's just around the corner
The destiny that i embrace with you

Don't get too close to my fantasy
Don't be afraid to clutch the hand of your creator
Stare into the lion's eyes and if you taste the candy
You'll get to the surprise

Stay calm little dreamer and drift off into dreams
The gentle kiss of night is better than it seems
It's just around the corner
Close your eyes and soon you'll be with me

Don't get too close to my fantasy
Don't be afraid to clutch the hand of your creator
Stare into the lion's eyes and if you taste the candy


3.Flies On My Dick

Oh sweet mindfuck lady
Please love me like you do
Plagued by an image of days long gone
Flies on my dick

Never sit alone on a hit sticky noon
With flies on your dick
I'm just a boy with a gypsy nun
I love it when you stick me with your staff

Oh sweet mindfuck lady
Smashed with a nightmare
All alone with flies on my dick

Have a beautiful pain
It always rains in your bed
When i'm wet with truth
I'll say it with soothe
I know what i must do

Sweetheart, nun, gypsy
I know what i must do
So afraid i know what i must do
So afraid i know what i must do

La la la la la la la
La la la la
La la la la la la la la
La la la la
La la la la la la la la la
La la la la ha ha!
La la la la la la la la la
La la la la la!


4.Hey Fat Boy(Asshole)

Hey fat boy, come here -- you killed my mother, i'm going to
kill you
Hey fat boy, come here -- i'm going to kill you, i'm going to
kill you
Hey fat boy, asshole, come here, you killed my mother
Hey fat boy, come here -- asshole, i'm going to kill you, i'm
going to kill you

Fucker, asshole, come here -- you killed my mother
Hey asshole, come here -- i'm going to kill you -- i'm going to
kill you
Asshole, come here -- asshole, come here -- hey asshole, come
here

Fucker, come here -- you killed my mother -- i'm going to kill
you
Hey fat boy, come here -- you killed my mother
Hey asshole, come here -- hey asshole, come here


5.I Play It Off Legit

Where've you been?
I was out with pat
Was she shootin' shit?
Yeah, but i played it off legit

Talkin' to some joe, hangin' out shootin' shit
Tries to tell me somethin', i play it off legit

How did you handle it?
I played it off legit

So pleasant when the sails of the seas of orion gently slip
No more need for god's sorrow, i just play it off legit

Dude's hounding this bitch, okay, i'm checkin' out the shit
laughin' (yeah)
Later on i'll fuck her (oh man), she knows i'm legit
(she does? i didn't know that) (that's right) (from the start)
(bitch was houndin' and shit) (tell me about that sexy scorpion)
A sexy scorpion that stings her with wit
I play it off legit because i know i'm legit
(that's right, i know you're legit)
(i'm legit) (played it off cool)

My ma bought me a cool shirt, when i wear it i'm the shit
I'm really not that legit, my mom bought it
(she wasn't playing it off legit either) (nah, she knows i'm
legit)
(did you clap when you saw her?)
I clapped when i saw her, when i found her, you split
When i'm on the go, you know i'm legit

(i mean, i was really legit, up on the go that night)
(ah you were...know i'm legit)
(you know i'm legit
Go)
(do it, keep it going...tell 'em about joe)

Talkin' to some joe, hangin' out shootin' shit (right)
Tries to tell me somethin', i play it off legit (that's right)
You wanna hear about the scorpion?


6.I Saw Gener Cryin' In His Sleep

I heard my brother weepin' in the dead of the night
I said, 'dude, man, you feelin' alright'
Gener said nothin' and continued to weep
I caught papa gene ween cryin' in his sleep

I saw gener cryin' in his sleep
I tried to wake him up but he made not a peep
I saw gener cryin' in his sleep

(you fucked it up again!)

Life at the top can be tough
Sometimes you think you've seen enough
But you can find a diamond in the rough
But when it's time for bed, you shouldn't think about that stuff

Yeah, i saw gener cryin' in his sleep
I tried to wake him up but he made not a peep
I saw gener cryin' in his sleep

I saw gener cryin' in his sleep
I tried to wake him up but he made not a peep
I saw gener cryin' in his sleep


7.Little Birdy

Oh little birdy, oh little birdy

I saw the little birdy sing
He sang with glee and everything
He sang for spring and sang for me
And everything was so happy

I don't know why i want to fly
Try to sigh, try to fly, made a tie
And then it tried to get me down
I want to buy make me fly
Get me high, so i can try
And then i try
The little birdy start to cry so happy
Little birdy was so happy
Little birdy was so happy

Can i touch your birdy wing?
And fly and hop and everything
Can the sun reach down on us
And through the heavens only we would sing

I want the birdy make me laugh
See the birdy make me laugh
Take a little birdy bath
I don't know why he got me high
I don't know why, i don't know why
It cannot die, it sang too high
And all the birds on the wing sang so together


So together, so together


8.Loving U Thru It All

Loving you through it all - thick and thin,
Bad and good, sun and rain, and the sun, and the sun, and the
rain
Loving you through it all - rain and snow,
Thick and thin, sun and rain, rain and sun and rain, thick and
thin, bad and good
Bad and good, sun and rain
Loving you - loving you

Loving you through it all - thick and thin,
Good and bad, sun and rain, rain and sun, good and bad, sun and
rain
Rain and sun
Loving you through it all - loving you through it all
Loving you through it all - loving you through it all
Through it all

Loving you through it all - thick and thin,
Good and bad, sun and rain, good and bad, good and bad
Loving you through it all - loving you through it all
Thick and thin, bad and good, good and bad, sun and rain,
Loving you, loving you through it all, loving you, through it
all
Loving you 'till the end


9.Mourning Glory

I swear to god! look!
This is something new you've never heard before this
You better take a good look at your mind, fucker
I know what you want to come here for
You better take a good look at your mind, fucker
These three little, these three little fuckers
These three little...pumpkin patch
These three little pumpkins went into the woods and they said
They said today we're gonna find something really good to look
at
And they went into the woods and they looked at all the little
trees
And they said this woods is really continuous little trees
You know, 'cause nature is just as part of us as we are to the
earth
I said yeah
And the pumpkins, the pumpkins went further into the woods
And they came across this little man with a big, big head
And the little man said, 'what's your fucking idea you fuckers?
What are you fucking high?'
And the little pumpkin says,
'we're the pumpkins to join yours for a loose the pumpkin'
'oooey! oooey! oooey!
You ain't been in my world
You never been in my world
You never will be in my world
You go away and you'll never be in my world again'
The pumpkin boy said, 'yes you will, yes you will, i think to
stay
I wanna be in your world
For you in your world'
'yeah you fuckers, you can't get me off before you leave
yourself
You think you can understand but you can't!
Look, you just entered my world, right?
You just entered my world and it's quite like you go in and for
Then enjoy nothing but share and progress
You think you can go from the top of the tree to the top of this
too'


The two pumpkins looked at the little man and they said,
'why, why would he be such a, why would he be such a jerk?
And the only thing he does is smoke drugs,
And he doesn't do cocaine,
And he doesn't shoot smack,
And he doesn't even drink beer
Why would he be such a fucker to me?
Why would he be such fuckers?'
All they wanted to do was pumpkins
All they wanted to laugh at was the pumpkins


Go back! get out of the woods! get out of the woods!
It's only the beginning - it is only the beginning - it is only
the beginning
Stop the tape


10.Poop Ship Destroyer

Let me lock in the system at warp 2
Push it on into systematic overdrive, you know what to do

Let's cruise past all the golden poo
That makes me blue
This thing gonna ? ? ? ?* on the...

Poopship, poopship destroyer
On the poopship, poopship destroyer

Let me jam all the frequencies on channel 2
I've been chewin' on this brownie
And i thinks i'm almost through

Let's cruise, the chocolate stew was you know who
I told you to jam the frequency
This sector's chartered by you

Everybody
Poopship, on the poopship destroyer
The poopship, poopship destroyer
Poo, poo, poop

* - on original lyric sheet


11.Pumpin' 4 The Man

It's a nine mile walk from the office to the pumps
Sometimes you think you're gonna drop
In the end you're filthy dirty, horny, and pissed off
And before you can leave you gotta sweep the fuckin' shop

It's a real real bitch to be workin' for the man
But shit, i do it well, so what the fuck
I could probably wash dishes at some other fuckin' dump
But it's all the same to me, bustin' ass to make a buck

So read 'em up and stick 'em
Pump that fucker good
Some woman down on main street needs a jump
Get your fingers outta your ass
And pump some faggot's gas
And think about how bad new hope sucks

And it's a piss poor life when the ladies fire you up
And then you check their oil and know you're fucked
'cause no one wants a loser who works for 5 an hour
Smells like gas, looks like shit, works in the rain and rude as
hell

Now i can fix a tire like hurricane melinda
I know that i'm the best for what it's worth
So if i choose to help you don't look like you expect it
'cause it's a gift that god gave me at birth

So read 'em up and stick 'em
Pump that fucker good
Some woman down on main street needs a jump
Get your fingers outta your ass
And pump some faggot's gas
And think about how bad new hope sucks, woohoo!


12.Push Th' Little Daisies

When you lie, kiss your baby bye bye bye
And if you're true, the whole wide world will laugh with you
When we see nothing's wrong with you and me
Time will tell, it might even bring a wedding bell

If you think that i'm a loser
Well you suck, 'cause you know i ain't nothin' but a user
Of your love i can't get enough
Girl it's true, the whole wide world is smiling with you


Sometimes i know, and sometimes i'm on the go
But i'm comin' back, so don't give me no flack, yeah
It's all you, and it's me too
And it's your world, you's the girl, you's the girl
Happier than shit, things that might go click with me
Click with you, is that love? is that love, ohhh...


Watch the little daisies grow, little daisies grow
Now just push th' little daisies and make 'em come up
Watch them grow, watch them grow
As i push the little daisies and make 'em come up
Make 'em come up, make 'em come up,
Make 'em come up, say


13.Reggaejunkiejew

I don't know where you're comin' from
But i wish you'd go away
And i don't know where you get your money from
But i wish i didn't have to be the one to pay
And i'm not sure how to say this
And i'll seal it with a kiss
Do up a bag and drop dead, motherfucker
So i can hang out with chris, ohhh

What can you do
When your world's been invaded by a reggaejunkiejew
And what can you do
When the things that made you happy now only make you blue?

Take a permanent vacation
Get the fuck out of town
Go see jamaica, motherfucker
Let your dreadlocks down
All that you speak is bullshit
And all the people you know
Maybe some people like to eat it
But i think you're a dick

What can you do
When your world is invaded by a reggaejunkiejew
And what can you do
When the things that made you happy now only make you blue?
Come on

Matzofarian, reggaejunkiejew, fuck you
Reggaejunkiejew, fuck you
Reggaejunkiejew, fuck you
Reggaejunkiejew, fuck you
Fuck you, fuck you, fuck you


14.Sarah

When i find you in your sleep, sarah
I will tell you what you mean to me, sarah
I know this big world ain't always what it seems, sarah
Forever may i love you, and forever may you dream, sarah

When i find you in your sleep, sarah
I will tell you what you mean to me, sarah


15.Springtheme

Good morning my love
The skies are clearing up today
Can i kiss you on the boob like i did yesterday?

You let me in, you let me sin
You made me cry, you got me high

Can i touch you in the nude?
You lookin' really good in bed
How come you ain't talkin' like we was yesterday?

You let me in, you let me sin
You made me cry, you got me high

Wake up little wakeup
Got somethin' to say
Don't move a muscle
I'm gettin' dressed and i can't stay

Ohh, you let me in, you let me sin
You made me cry, you got me high

You let me in, you got me high,
Got me high, got me high, high, high
Good morning love,
Good morning my love


16.Tender Situation

State this ache as the final break
Tender situation - create a good illusion
Feel the grip of your salvation
This is indeed a tender situation

Make a move man, state your case
Taste the waste man, taste the waste
What is your place in my glorification
Yeah, this is really a tender situation

Get off the pot man, shake and bake
Taste the waste boy, taste the waste
Pump it up or stray from that old station
Yeah dude this is really a tender situation


Tender situation, tender situation, tender situation


17.The Goin' Gets Tough From The Getgo

Smack dab in the middle of a situation overlooked by fools
Tables turned, lessons learned, you get burned for playing by
the rules
Time is lost, that's the cost, oh brother, you get shit on the
end
Scrape for a dollar, you'll die smilin', learnin' the same
lessons once again

The goin' gets tough from the getgo go man go
Oh brother, not another motherfucker
Gotta go now
(right dude?
That's right!)
The goin' gets tough from the getgo go man go
Oh brother, not another motherfucker
Gotta go now
(isn't that right, dude?
That's right, gener, so right)
The goin' gets tough from the getgo go man go
Oh brother, not another motherfucker
Gotta go now
(isn't that right, gener? tell me, tell me the truth
You're right, tell me again)
The goin' gets tough from the getgo go man go
Oh brother, not another motherfucker
Gotta go now (oh, check it out)
The goin' gets tough from the getgo go man go
Oh brother, not another motherfucker
The goin' gets tough from the getgo go man go
Oh brother, oh, take it

Smack dab in the middle of a situation overlooked by fools
Tables turned, lessons learned, you get burned for playing by
the rules
(you know that happens, gener!
And i know!)
Time is lost, that's the cost, oh brother, you get shit on the
end
Scrape for a dollar, you'll die smilin', learnin' the same
lessons once again

The goin' gets tough from the getgo go man go
Oh brother, not another motherfucker
Gotta go now
(once again)
The goin' gets tough from the getgo go man go
Oh brother, not another motherfucker
Gotta go now

I think it's over now, gener! (gotta go now)
Oh god!


18.The Stallion Pt. 3

Mach 10 at sudden speed, flying into the wind now
I'm flowing at my feet something of likeness to you now
I spotted you in the sun, i called your name from a distance
I knew you were the one, i called again

I do declare i can float in the air
And with some love from above you must

Don't caress the weasel and don't fall too soon
Don't seek the blood from the panther
Don't take a trip to you soon
I'm the one helding the time back from the sun
As i scope the lobe

I am the one who controls the sun
And i know that things will pass as time elapse, lapses

Time elapses through the sound of you
And the things we could do
Just think of the master
Trying to fool the blastman
Check the cards at the table
Scream softly you are able

To see the sign of thineself as throughout the ages of time
Things you thought weren't going to climb the mountain

See the sun
Touch the waves of the earth
Feel the grass softly
And don't think for the one you know
I am screaming backwards in the sand

Hey, dude, he's the stallion
Yo, dude, he's the stallion
Dude, he's the stallion


19.Touch My Tooter

Buddy, why's my brain so muddy
Why do i feel like putty when she walks into the room?
Touch my tooter, smoocher

Sonny, it ain't all milk and honey
And i don't think it's funny when she starts to groove

Baby, ain't it pretty lazy, and ain't it crazy
When you think it's all smooth
Touch my tooter, smoocher

Buddy, why's my brain so muddy
Why do i feel like putty when she walks into the room?

Sonny, ain't it funny?
And i don't think it's funny when she starts to groove
Touch my tooter, smoocher

Take it down for me!
Bring it on!
Touch my tooter, smoocher!
Ahhhh!

Buddy, why's my brain so muddy
Why do i feel like putty when she walks into the room?
Sonny, it ain't all milk and honey
And i don't think it's funny when she starts to groove